graham-unhinged:

Such muscle. Much fine booty. Whoa. Go away. Stahp it.

graham-unhinged:

Such muscle. Much fine booty. Whoa. Go away. Stahp it.

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10 ESSENTIALS
NORMAN REEDUS
1. Francis Francis espresso machine -
"I like to drink my coffee in my Sean Patrick Flanery coffee cup"
2.Kiehl's original musk -
"I hug a lot of people, I'm kind of a hugger"
3. Vacuum robot -
"It just cleans my whole floor"
4. Fuji X20 -
"Get the one you want to hold the most"
5. 45 rpm records -
"I like the artwork on them, I like to collect them and play with them"
6. South Park -
"I'd watch the South Park until my life ending"
7. Boob pillow -
"It's awesome 'cause you can take it on the plane"
8. Ray-Bans -
"It's nice to hide behind sunglasses sometimes"
9. Triumph Scrambler -
"Covered in blood, riding the bike home, which gets a lot of weird looks"
10. Bunny slippers -
"Because everybody needs bunny slippers"

(Source: get-your-stupid-fcking-rope)

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tsunayoushisawada:

very important message from the disciplinary committee

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tittily:

public school is so weird tho because you have this institution with all these potentially brilliant minds who will go on to do great things for humanity 

and then you look down at your textbook and its like

image

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lightning-and-roses:

toonskribblez:

The fact that this year Easter is on 4/20 just makes this pic even better

blaze it and praise it

lightning-and-roses:

toonskribblez:

The fact that this year Easter is on 4/20 just makes this pic even better

blaze it and praise it

(Source: bcraigv)

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relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road


bust ya nut and off ya strut

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

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jerkidiot:

I’m doing an easter egg hunt for my cousins and someone is gettin a meatball

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thatwetshirt:

School of Rock (2003)

God of Rock, thank you for this chance to kick ass. We are your humble servants. Please give us the power to blow people’s minds with our high voltage rock. In your name we pray, Amen.

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hewwokittay:

////say something
I’m giving up on you

hewwokittay:

////say something
I’m giving up on you

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Harry Potter books - first and last lines

inspiration [x]

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supduuuuude:

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

dude. this comic was made for me.

Jjj

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